Hello! My name is Quinn*, and I attract creepers.
I feel like there should be a support group for people like me. We'd sit around and discuss the creepers we have recently attracted, what it is we're doing to attract them, and what we could do to attract not so creepy fellows.
Anyway, as the blog title suggests, none of the names on this blog are real. Mostly because I am afraid if word gets out, I'll attract more creepers. I don't think they shy away from attention, so I doubt this blog will help me not attract them.
My dear friend, Sarah, who I complain to on a too-regular-basis said that my life resembles the exact opposite of Carrie Bradshaw's, from Sex and the City (in the City? I can never remember), and that I should start sharing my stories with the world. So that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell the internet, and anyone who should stumble upon this blog, what exactly has happened to me.
I hope you find it as funny as I do. Because I think, "If I can't laugh at my life, it would get very depressing." And most of these stories are funny.
Most of them.
And at some point, if you all have great creeper stories, I'll share those, too! I'll even change the names for you. Cause I really like making up names. And I promise, other than some tiny exaggeration, the names will be the only thing fabricated in this blog.
Happy reading. I hope you enjoy.
*Obviously, not my real name.
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